I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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