As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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