i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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