That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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