So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Actions speak louder than pants.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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