I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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