Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
