I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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