I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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