I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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