I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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