Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
tell me about the eggs
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