Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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