I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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