I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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