PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
