Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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