i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
accomplished twins. life is a go
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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