I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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