That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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