it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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