yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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