how can u be prego again
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
PANTIES FOUND
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