turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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