I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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