Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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