I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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