In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
