"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Boobs speak an international language.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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