You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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