Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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