Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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