I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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