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(424): View more from California

You just made me feel so damn special

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(540): View more from Virginia

she looked like the before picture.

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(810): View more from Michigan

you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.

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(713): View more from Texas

well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there

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(281): View more from Texas

Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.

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(812): View more from Indiana

ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one

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(513): View more from Ohio

Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms

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