I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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