no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I haven't been this sober since birth.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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