There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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