Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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