The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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