Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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