I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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