I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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