1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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