.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am naked and annoyed.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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