You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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