just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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