Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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