My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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