No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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