I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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