I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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