real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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