I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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