is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
God, I missed his penis.
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