i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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